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victor

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United States
Deviant for 17 years
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ima guy with alot of hobbies and passions that would love to make at least as much as i am now, bagging groceries, doing something im actually good at. im not a struggling artist im struggling to be an artist. but soon the pieces will come together and this crawl will become some sort of upright walking motion.

Current Residence: TX
Favourite genre of music: world
Favourite photographer: never will that into photography
Favourite style of art: dada
Operating System: os x
MP3 player of choice: anything tiny
Shell of choice: ?
Wallpaper of choice: ?
Skin of choice: ... charcoal black
Favourite cartoon character: the fluffy guys from those don hertzfeld cartoons
Personal Quote: Lesson, Lesson: if you see a stranger, follow him.

Favourite Visual Artist

mucha

Favourite Movies

many

Favourite TV Shows

few

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

terra melos

Favourite Books

instructional. i like the ones with pictures in'em

Favourite Writers

Hemingway?

Favourite Games

Final Fantasy 7

Favourite Gaming Platform

anything portable

Tools of the Trade

anything i can afford

Other Interests

ART,MUSIC,MARTIALARTS,GARDENING,AND CULINARY ARTS

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chapu0

Apr 1, 2009

sketch idea #1

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In office break room, Chad is standing among coworkers and the radios going. Chad: [brags about the woman he took home Friday night when he went out for drinks with the guys and asks the big scary deep voiced security guard to turn down the radio.] Security Guard:[turns up radio] Chad: [catches chorus and asks what the song is about] Singer on Radio: "One time, two times a woman, but I bet you never thought it was me." Security Guard: I don't know. Must be a new song, but it sounds like local country singer, Brad Hue Thomson. Some say that he cross dresses on Fridays nights and preys on unsuspecting straight men. Co-worker: Hey Chad, ma

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chapu0

Feb 19, 2009

Antiques

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many a men have hence fallen due to the likes of thou Cadillac Sixteen aka the bathtub of blood. the Sixteen, a 5004lbs, 16cylinder of unforgiving muscle and tork. It has a top speed of 185mph and the grip and braking of a bar of soap, the steering wheel is merly for decoration. you can smell  the fumes from the smoldering brakepads and hear death with a mix of polka coming from thousands of miles afar. until all elderly licenses are revoked we all must fear this demon monster.

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Feb 19, 2009

dialog jan 2009

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SCENE 24 The scene starts in a orphanage, Jerusalem between B.C. & A.D. Lazarus: don't you look at me like that Jesus! Jesus: ... Lazarus: (begins sobbing) Oh god why! ...(looks at the children) What. YOU THINK YOUR ANY BETTER THAN ME! Jesus: Leave them out of this. Lazarus: I used to be like you. Small and WEAK! But now I'm a man! (turns and whispers to self) A big strong man. A big (grabs his robe) strong (thows the robe into the group) MAN! (runs nude outside into crowded market) Jesus: Lazarus do not go into temptation!... damn Lazarus: AY!!! CENSOR ME NOW TOUGH GUY!!!